Most Creative Super Power Contest!

Back when X-Men 2 came out in theaters, I had a roommate by the name of Tom. He was an insomniac who would stay up all night playing online computer games and chugging 2-liter bottles of Coke. I asked him what he would choose if he could have any super power, and he replied without hesitation: My super power would be "infinite bladder." And in that spirit, I am proud to announce the

Most Creative Super Power Contest!

The rules are simple: Dig deep into your noggin, dredge out the most...