PB & Ginormous Mess

Never make PB &J sammiches in a hurry.

Never try to stir organic peanut butter with the oil on top when in a hurry.

Never try to stir organic peanut butter with the oil on top when in a hurry and trying to use a hand-held mixer to do the stirring for you.

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All I have to say for myself is that LAST time I did this, it worked like a charm.  THIS time it splurted peanut oil everywhere (myself, the counter, the kitchen implements, probably the cupboards) and then I panicked and pulled the mixer...