"Banned topic of Conversation" I need to eat Pork Pie!

I work in an office full of men. Perfect inspiration for writing hot romance? Unfortunately no. Not those type of men. Well unless you wanted to read about dysfunctional over grown teenagers with gaming obsessions and imaginary girlfriends. Actually, thinking about it, I take it all back; the IT Crowd got it right.

For a short time, we had a sheet on the wall entitled: "Banned Topics of Conversation"
This included food, prosecco and hot men (that’s not entirely my fault, honestly!)

So now the geeky conversations are usually limited to whether you would want to maim and kill or kill and then maim and which flavour of pork pie to purchase from the butcher. Ok so that’s food related, but we are fighting the system and pork pie is never going to on the banned list. Its a Friday treat.

You see its not just any old pork pie. This type of pie you would travel to purchase, its buttery pasty merges with the meaty chunks and just the right amount of jelly. Get it when its still fresh from the oven and the juices run down your chin, the tactile qualities of the pie fill your senses with pleasure. Its pure unadulterated food porn. Sometimes the dilemma is, pork and black pudding pie or indeed the contemporary chilli pork pie. Too radical for some peoples tastes, chilli? With pie? The shudder goes round the office.