Bad Ass Web

Is that not one bad-ass spider web? I took it from the screened-in porch. Luckily, Ms. Spider and her gourmet kitchen were on the other side.
~*~  So, I was mowing the side of the yard. The side that's hilly, rough, and wet--and yes you shouldn't mow when it's damp, but its been damp since spring--slipped and sat down unexpectedly. One moment I was on my feet, the next--bam--my hinnie was making contact with terra firma.  Aw, the joys of home ownership.

What about you? Were you industrious or did you go play? I vote for play.