Direct from my Facebook page

So, here's the deal: If Twice Bitten makes the NYT list, I get ink. It will say, "the pen is mighter than the sword," although I'm undecided as to location. So, my friends, go forth and preorder!

(Yes. I'm serious.)

PS - I informed my mother of this decision last night, and she said, and I quote, "Oh my God, I think that's AWESOME."