Do I have to be a Frenchy?

New Rule: When you don't know something, there is no need to announce your ignorance to the world, because it might just be something that everyone else knows, making you look even stupider than you probably are.

Case in point: I was grabbing dinner in Sbarro last week. I was standing in line behind a woman and her two female friends. We were all examining the menu posted above the counter.

Sbarro's menu divides its food choices into combination meals, but you can also order each item...