So You Think You Can Ush?

(Curtis Honeycutt is ridiculous. Every now and then he emails me the funniest things. I love the countless guest posts he has done on SCL and hope you dig this one too.)

So You Think You Can Ush?

Are you qualified to be an usher? No, not the Usher. Those qualifications include: Is your outfit ridiculous? Are you in the club lookin' so conspicuous? Do you refer to Hotlanta as "A-Town"? If so, you might be qualified to be Usher. If you're wondering more about becoming an usher at church, read...