When Twerking Goes Terribly, Horribly Wrong

We realize there's only so much time one can spend in a day watching new trailers, viral video clips, and shaky cellphone footage of people arguing on live television. This is why, every day, The Atlantic Wire highlights the videos that truly earn your five minutes (or less) of attention. Today:

Twerking can go wrong. How wrong? Very wrong:

Australians are charming people. And now we've finally figured out what they've been saying all this time: 

Smoky eyes (and make-up tutorials) should be left to the pros or, you know, drag queens:

And, finally, below is a monkey eating soup with a spoon. Have a good weekend.