FB, B, F, in that Order.

FB (Funly Business): Scott got the button for THE VIRTUAL TOUR up. See it over there? In the sidebar to the right. Hit that button and you can get a signed or personalized hardback first ed first printing of book I TRULY think you (or someone on your Christmas list) will enjoy, signed the day it comes out and sent to you from THE ALABAMA BOOKSMITH.

Bonus tracks: You will be supporting my habit of feeding and clothing my children, supporting a great indie bookstore, AND I will think you are a...