Elliptically Correct

September 5, 2013

here I sit broken hearted swastika

f*** you f*** off f*** this

fags burn in hell

jesus was a truck driver [sh*t smear]

died for our sins on the cross

bore the burden is risen in the utmost

to the highest is my savior oh lord

obama bin laden suck bush [dry c*m drip]

need d*ck call harold call now for pu**y

don’t drop your toothpicks in the toilet

because the crabs will pole vault

To bathroom stalls and dressing rooms across America,

you have not yet revealed your full potential for progress

in the same way television has failed to release good news

and schools have failed to teach children from the get go

that everything is connected

though, I am impressed by your tendency

to accurately draw c*ck of various proportions.

In fact, the c*ck-to-vagina ratio

sketched on restroom and dressing room walls globally

is staggering to say the least.

Vaginas are just too complex I suppose.

But on July 11, 2007 there was discovered a dinosaur language

written as clear as the air itself; flawless like a tear duct.

Someone astonishing – among the mean graffiti swamp and fecal particulate –

had written on the agitated men’s restroom wall

at the Grog Shop in Cleveland, Ohio

with red marker inside a dirty white gangland tag, the following words:

Carley Auctel

You are beautiful

And you rock my socks

and you are PERFECT.