A Warning For You As You View!

So as you watch every TV show once in a while a warning will show. Viewer discretion could be advised to you. But some things they never warn you about when you view.

 
Warning! You may think all Canadians are polite,When this show comes in sight.You may also think that deaf dogs can hear.I know it confuses my little rhyming rear.

Warning! After watching this show,
You may think humans never go.
Also they never eat or sleep.
I suppose it would be less money to spend at ones keep.
 
Warning! After watching Lost,You may end up lost at some cost.Especially after wasting so much time,Only to find an ending that is a crime.

Warning! If you were to watch Monk,
You may end up in a funk.
Learning about all the germs,
They are worse than worms.

Warning! After going through the gate,
You may think that death is not a fate.
Because they die so many times,
Yet come back from such crimes.

Warning! Everything and anything can work for this.
For all they do is want bliss.
They even talk about Jupiter's thingy.
I will give you a clue it's not a rubber dingy.

Warning! You may see zombie feet.
I know that is such a treat.
But to some it may not be.
They can even hang from a tree.
 
Warning! You'll end up in a hospital room,That sure will bring doom and gloom.As every single episode there they are.But then they walk away without even a scar.
 
Warning! You may never need a rubber.That will be great for a clubber.Or you could be all ears.Those things can sure clog up gears.

Warning! The imagination may not be at play,
When you watch this at your bay.
For much can be seen.
Isn't spandex so serene?
So if you are ever to see these on TV now thankfully you have been warned by me. My warnings are so much more creative to. Are you glad the cat stopped to help you? And one of them talks really crass. But they warn you of that so there is no need for such a warning from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.