Fun with Erotic Words

This post was triggered by a request on facebook for erotic words to fill in a homemade crossword puzzle and clues to go with it. So me, being so helpful and kind, tried to help. And my attempt to “help” morphed into this ridiculousness…

Romance – what gradually fades the longer you’re married

Necking – what teenagers do in parked cars

Pregnancy test – what you buy after doing #1 across (necking)

A ring – what you demand after #3 down (pregnancy test)

Dry humping – sometimes better than intercourse

Vibrator – your best friend during NFL season

Electric toothbrush – can be used in a pinch when #5 down (vibrator) is broken

Shame – what you feel when husband catches you with #4 across (electric toothbrush)

Hairdryer – what you throw when husband accuses you of depriving him

Jail time – what the judge orders for assault with #2 across (hairdryer)

Fantasy – everything your life isn’t

Lights off – how you do it after age 30

Blindfold – what you wear to stay in #7 down (fantasy)

Strap-on – what you’d like to tell your husband to wear when he whines about doing the dishes

Right hand – the only thing men need to have a good time

Menage – inviting your husband to play with your vibrator.

Alcohol – turns your average man into a porn star

Porn star – makes you need alcohol to screw your husband

Husband – never as good as your vibrator

So…wanna join in the craziness? Whatcha got? An erotic word then a clue to go with it.