A dVerse Pair No Longer At My Lair!

So the other day here at the cat's bay, we stared out the window as we heard the sky give a mighty blow. It was that thunder crap that ruined our nap. But the stuff was dVerse and could have been worse. There was no lightning or rain to be had. I guess they had nothing to add.

Thunder all alone,
To give its tone.
What is next to come?
A bottle with no rum?

A car with no engine in it?
A dog that doesn't eat umm spit?
A fridge with no door?
A TV with no screen at your shore?

A fan with no blades?
Sun glasses with no shades?
A bed with no cushion,
To help with the umm pushin?

A fire alarm with no alarm?
A murderer that does no harm?
Well that would be fine.
They'd have brain enough not to cross the line.

A light switch with no switch?
A flea whose bites don't itch?
A game with no game?
That would be kinda lame.

A basket with no handle?
A flame without the candle?
An airplane that can't fly?
The dead die but don't die?

A phone with no signal anywhere?
dVerse without a gawker blare?
Music with no sound?
A lawn with no ground?

A grocery store with no food?
Most in there is just rude.
For sale with no price tag?
That might make big wigs gag.

A sneeze with no achoo?
No tp in the loo?
A chair with no legs?
Square holes with no round pegs?

A book with no words.
Or pictures of pretty birds?
All because of thunder,
And its no rain or lightning blunder.

See what a bad precedent thunder and mother nature can set? They aren't fooling this pet. I won't let such things come to pass. Dogs becoming refined does not sit well with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.