Shinies

I went to Sh! and did a book launch on Saturday night and had a brilliant time. So brilliant that I want to thank everyone for all they did to make the night special. So, without further ado, I have awards to hand out!

The Hostesses with the Mostest Award goes to Renee, Joanna and Shelly, the gorgeous sex goddesses of Sh! who made the night possible. It’s a wonderful shop and you should all go there, right now, and spend all your spare cash on their lovely, lovely stuff.

The Gallantry Award goe...