PROBLEM: How do you get out of calling your husband old?

PROBLEM: How do you get out of calling your husband old?

Solution: You compliment him of course...

Backstory: So I'm listening to the radio and they are playing Big Poppa from Notorious BIG and called it a classic and here is what happened next:

Me: "You hear that honey: they are saying you're old."

Hubby: "Gee thanks."

Me: "Honey I'm just kidding. You know you can still bag a young twenty-five year old chick if you wanted to. Unlike me, I could never get a young guy." (I SMILE SWEETLY)

Hubby: "Sure you can. Especially now these young guys are into old a$$ bit--es." I turned to look at him...

Me: "So you are saying I'm a old a$$ bitch?" Hubby's face paled while his eyes were big as saucers and quickly replied:

Hubby: "NOOOO!!!"

Ladies... always twist the bad back on them...

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!