Ruth Bader Ginsburg to marry John Roberts (*but not that one)

This weekend, Kennedy Center President Michael Kaiser is marrying his fiancé, economist John Roberts (no relation). Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg will serve as officiant:

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg will become the first Supreme Court member to conduct a same-sex marriage ceremony Saturday when she officiates at the Washington wedding of Kennedy Center President Michael M. Kaiser.

KEEP READING: Ginsburg to officiate same-sex wedding [WaPo]

"I now pronounce you whole milk married!"

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