It Looks Like a Burrito. It Says It’s a Burrito. But…

Okay, even though it claims in English to be a HOT & DELICIOUS BURRITO, I should have known that anything resembling a slightly overgrown packet of saltine crackers was going to deliver nothing but disappointment. But in case I had any doubts, it says right there on the package in Japanese: Bolognese & cheese. Unclear-on-the-nationality sauce fail OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.

Jonelle Patrick is the author of the Only In Tokyo mystery series, published by Penguin/Intermix. She is, admittedly, a burrito snob.