I'm Going to be a Security Guard!

So, remember how I wrote about the bonsai tree on Monday? Read about that HERE . Well, on Tuesday, I posted this picture & text on my Facebook account:






After getting ready for an interview to be a
security guard...admit it, I look more like a could-be victim than
someone who would effectively protect lives and prevent crimes. THIS is
freakin' hilarious!
At least I'm laughing about life now.



Well, I went to the interview--it was the sixth (or seventh--who the hell is counting anyway!) interview I've had in the past two weeks.  And the whole time I kept thinking, there has to be SOME sort of sign when I find the perfect job.  Right then, I looked over and guess what I flippin' saw?!



Yep, a bonsai tree!




So I discretely took this picture--because let's face it, I'm a badass!

And guess who actually got the job!!!




You're reading a blog FROM A NEWLY HIRED SECURITY GUARD.  

I start next week and I can hardly wait!  Wish me luck.




(Maybe I will survive this divorce after all!)