Boys Who Act Like Butts

It’s that weekend! Officially the first weekend of summer, the one where you go into your closet to get last year’s shorts, pull them on, and…they don’t fit.

Or if they do, you look in the mirror and freak out because:

a) you’re so pale you look like Edward Cullen (and not in a good way) or

b) somehow in the past year you’ve developed knee cellulite.

If either of these things happened to you this weekend, welcome to my world!

I hope these things didn’t happen to you, because I know the pain and