This is not complicated.

I'm going to make one of my obligatory posts about spoilers and spoiler warnings. If you've been here before, skim on by.

It's prompted by this quote by Catherynne M. Valente:

It hamstrings the review to not be able to directly discuss any of the actual events that take place in the movie. How can you engage with the text without acknowledging anything within it? It's infuriating.

Full context here.

Essentially, she puts a spoileriffic review of the movie SPLICE behind a cut because of...