Wondrous vulva

This product should not be referred to as a puppet. 

Puppets speak.  They sing.  They romp and play and make children and adults laugh. 

Please don't tell me what these puppets are supposed to be speaking.

I'm sorry.  It's just not right.  Just the fact that the puppet comes in Original and Mini sizes creeps me out.

And does the puppeteer need to be half-naked when holding the damn thing?