And the WTF? Award goes to ...

Elton "Money Trumps Principles" John and gay basher/right-wing ranter extraordinaire, Rush Limpbag and his young-enough-to-be-the-daughter new wife.

But hey, who's counting?

'Cause we all know the exclusively hetero institution of marriage is SACRED, even if you're wedding the *cough* fourth gold-digger who's willing to overlook the fact you're a lunatic sack of lard.

WTG, Elton. Hope your husband is proud of you.