Ray Price Wins

I've seen not one ball of the incredibly important series of One Day Internationals that Zimbabwe, Sri Lanka and India played in. 

All I know is that India kept losing, Sri Lanka lost a few times, and Zimbabwe won.

And by Zimbabwe, you know I mean RAY PRICE WINS.

When Ray Price wins, the whole world wins.

Middle aged men who have spent their whole life paying the bills, ageing poorly, growing ear hair, crushing the dreams of the young and clogging up the establishment now have an angry psycho...