Teens make you do very bad things

Unfortunately, my teens have figured out how to operate the kitchen.

Pair their joy of cooking to their joy of Pinterest,

and the results are disastrous

…for my waistline.

Spurred by a love of peanut butter and enviable metabolisms,

my daughters hatched a demonic plan.

They stole my car.

They bought graham crackers, chocolate, and sugar.

They snuck into the kitchen.

They melted butter. They melted chocolate chips.

They melted my willpower with no-bake Reese’s peanut butter cups.

If you love peanut butter and chocolate, you’ve GOT to try this recipe.

Reeses peanut butter no-bake bar recipe from I Heart Naptime.

In other news, I’ve banned my teens from the kitchen

…because they refuse to make salad.