Susannah-Mio and the Case of the New Writing Projects

Happy Sunday! If you're wondering where Susannah-Mio comes from, it's because I'm reading Stephen King's Song of Susannah and he keeps calling the character "Susannah-Mio," which pretty much guarantees that as long as I'm reading that book I'm hearing Hank Williams in my head singing "Jambalaya," where he butchers the Cajun endearment "ma chers amies" (I don't know how to do accent marks in Blogger!) as "ma cher amio." And since I have to hear it in my head, so do you:

Now, I'm going to be a...