"I tried to think of atrocious things to erase any frivolity. I started thinking of Hitler. I started..."

“"I tried to think of atrocious things to erase any frivolity. I started thinking of Hitler. I started thinking of Mao. I started thinking of Hitler and Mao, in bikinis, on the beach, frolicking and skipping, while holding hands."”

- Bennett’s cousin Mac (read more: http://bit.ly/1db4fkx)