A Joke for Those Who Get Picked On

I love a good joke but I am terrible at telling them. I always get the punch line wrong.  Here's a joke I found on-line.

LITTLE GUY

There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and --WHACK!!-- knocks him clean off the bar stool and onto the floor.

The idiot says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

The little guy thinks "JEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden --WHACK-- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan."

So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so. He comes in the door and without saying a word, he walks up behind the big idiot and --Bong!!!-- bangs the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!!

The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he comes to, tell him that was a crowbar from Sears."

By Long

 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/morekiddiejok...

Have a good laugh today!

KD Jones