Last night I dreamt that I was working at Carlo’s Bakery from Cake Boss. All of his sisters...

Last night I dreamt that I was working at Carlo’s Bakery from Cake Boss. All of his sisters were his wives in my dream. Buddy was being super nice to me, and I guess the other employees got jealous. One of them hit me across the back and it was really vivid. I knew that I couldn’t tell Buddy, because they would just do worse. 

Later, I was at Buddy’s house for some sort of celebration. For some reason I needed to take a shower, and one of his sisters/wives followed me because she had seen the bruise on my back. She told me I didn’t have to put up with that. 

I was like, “These people could literally put a fondant cake of my horse’s head in my bed.” And then I thought that might be construed as racist, so I was like, “Oh, man! Not because they’re Italian!” 

And then she took off her shirt so that she’d be naked like me (because I was going to have a shower) to make me more comfortable. But she had these really long, terrifying hairs coming off of her boobs. 

I’m still laughing about the fondant horse head thing.