I resent editing other people's work

I am good at taking other people's gibberish and making it sound really good.

I know this is a blessing, otherwise I'd be one of those people writing gibberish in the first place wishing I could make it sound good. But it's a strange and sometimes annoying superpower. I have the power to make other people sound smart. It is a useful power, one rather in demand.

This power makes for a lot of ghost writing. For instance, every time anyone in my family needs a resume, they dump a ...