And One More Thing: My Dog is an Awesome Dog

Though I really try to avoid Pet Posts, a word must be spoken here in honor of Aias, the Alaskan Malamute who's pictured (four years old) at the right. He is now nine (geriatric for his breed, my vet informs me), a little overweight, cranky and willful and having some joint issues due to being a Giant Fucking Wolfdog entering old age.

He still doesn't take orders well–especially in front of other dogs, because he's got his share of pride and a bit extra–but he understands English well enough t...