"If you could give one piece of advice, what would it be?"...

"If you could give one piece of advice, what would it be?"

“Find the right woman.”

“Did you find the right woman?”

“I thought I had.”

“What happened?”

“She gave me the whole ‘I love you but I’m not in love with you’ thing. We’d been married for a long time. Had a house and two kids. She said we needed to try to spend some time apart, which I agreed to because I loved her so much. Next thing I knew, she’d moved in with another man.”

“Do you still love her?”

“Oh no, no, no. That hurt too bad. Though I do still call her on her birthday.”