How to self-publish a book, PART 1, or the first 5 circles of Hell

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The fact that I'm writing this blog post means that I'm still alive, although how I am alive, I don't know, because the journey to self-publish my trilogy Siren Suicides has not only taken away my soul, but my also my sanity, my sleep, the ground from under my feet, the... do I need to continue? What a beast. I did quickly publish Blue Sparrow, the little book of my tweets, but it was nothing, nothing, compared to publishing not 1 novel, but 3! So, as promised to many man...