Snips And Snails #8

Too focused on his re-avowing his mission, the creature barely noticed the boy sneak up behind him until he felt the five thousand volts of electrical current course through his neck.
Reeling away from the jolt, the creature spun around to face the boy, who still held the tazer, the current flaring between the two prongs.
Smirking, the boy said, “That’ll teach you not to pay attention.”
The creature snarled and grabbed a toy from the desk as a green mist seeped from his nostrils, flowing down over his hand and melting the victimized space ranger into a puddle of plastic.
“I already saw that on Space Terrors 2 and that was a limited edition by the way.”
Turning away from the child, the creature rammed two fingers into its eyes, turning back to display an eyeball on each pointer finger, the right one winked at the child.
“Peepers – The Return but they did it better.”
Flinging his eyes to the floor, the creature grabbed the horns on either side of his head and roared in pain as he ripped his head from his shoulder and hissed, “Your eternal soul is mine.”
The boy sighed, “My Dearly Beheaded but yours has less blood.”
Bending down to retrieve the remnants of his melted toy, the boy glanced up as the monster re-adjusted his head and added, “You owe me like two hundred buck for this.”______________________________________________________________________________
Published on August 16, 2013 18:35
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