More you might be a Redneck Firefighter if….

The soda machine in the station is actually loaded
with Genesee, Iron City or insert low end beer here.




Four guys get off a piece of apparatus and three of
them are related (whether they know it or not).

The portables still have extendable antennas.

The “donations” from filling pools with the tanker
are a major source of department income. 

The Memorial Day Chicken Barbeque at the station is
the social event of the year. 

A call comes in at 7:00 AM on the first day of deer
season and the only one who moves are the deer. 

One of the first line pieces still has coats, boots,
and helmets hanging from a rack on the side. 


The port-a-pond doubles as the town swimming pool on
hot summer days.