If you can identify a fallopian tube, you can help me with this.

It’s time we discuss a very uncomfortable topic.

I think we’re mature enough to handle this controversy.

After all, we survived middle school sex education, so what could be worse?

Okay, here goes. Remember, be kind and circumspect when you share your opinion.

** This is a mean-free zone. **

HERE IS YOUR QUESTION:

Do you prefer burgers or dogs?

I’m asking you this question because I can’t decide.

Whenever my burly husband asks this question, I freeze.

Admittedly, I’m stunned by his biceps. How can I make a decision when he’s in a t-shirt?

So, help me decide.

Which is tastier?

Burgers or dogs?