Another Round Makes Me Wish For A Hound!

We're once more back with the dating nuts, who I swear have less brain cells than mutts. Maybe Pat should find a B&C so then we don't have to deal with each dummy. But at least they make a post come due and make for a good laugh or two.

na na na na na na hey hey hey goodbacon
No one will ever accuse you of fakin.
I love summer, breaches, running and being around happy people.
Well I'm sure with breaches there will at least be a happy steeple.

Motley Crue and Guns N Roses are my shit.
Wow, your crap must be a hit.
I enjoy impromptu adventures and exploring new spaces.
And with that more steeples are off to the races.

I will send a picture of myself upon you.
Wow, you move really fast at your zoo.
Not all those who wonder are lost.
But wondering to far could cost.

Looking for that special gay I deserve to find.
Whoa, stay far away from the behind.
We'll just lie and say we met at Walmart.
Yeah, you just jumped in my cart.

It tuff 2 met knew people on a reglar bases.
And I wonder why with such embraces.
Don't message me if you are going to give me a compliment I want to hear.
So would you rather I tell you you have big rear?

I'm not closed off to a relationship.
I'm so glad you are on a dating site and shoot from the hip.
Cute, flirty and want to tingle.
I so hope you are not talking about number one and want to mingle.

My eyes are my best fiture.
They kind of make you look like a criture.
Want someone who wants a new wrist in life.
Damn, you would be one abusive wife.

I'm looking for someone heated in the same direction as me.
I was snip snip, so for me there is no heat spree.
Cat got your tongue?
Whoever made up that saying's bell is surely rung.

I'm terrible at this but I love jello.
My, that makes me want to say hello.
Love walks camp travel going out to eat animals movies rap
If you eat cats I hope you get the clap.

If I could be anything, I'd choose to be a professional assassin specializing in kids.
Better watch out, even as a joke, the PTA may flip their lids.
Easy going/out going, I'm always going.
I hear Imodium can keep that from showing.

So there we are I spent another hour searching through profiles for my rhyming bar. There are some real winners there today. I can go back and find them if you want them for your bay? Did I hear a yes from one of you? I bet the kid assassin can make a mighty fine brew. Thankfully Pat avoided each lass, which of course delights my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.