No need to read this

This is my Wednesday blog post. It is here because I promised myself I would blog three days a week, M-W-F. You don’t have to read it. I doubt it will contain anything interesting.

Because today I have no brain.

Today I’ve used all my brains on STONE COLD revisions. Here’s a line to prove it:

The sentence before revision: “Egad, old chap. Perhaps a moment of personal grooming is in order.”

The sentence after revision: “Just take a shower, Shame. You look like hell and smell worse.”

Okay, fine. I’m...