The abridged version of Lalit Modi's response to the second show-cause notice

Over at cricinfo there is the complete and uncut Lawyer's edition of what Lalit Modi said in response to the BCCi's second show-cause notice.

I've read it, and somehow I survived.

It is really long. I obviously don't like long. I like short. Like this sentence. Or this one.

But you still need to know what is says.

So here it is boiled down to twitter length nuggets.

"Giles thinks our shit is because of a personality clash. I think it is because he is a cunt."

"Differences between Giles and me came...