Q & A 179

So I've looked everywhere on your site, but I can't find the guidelines for submitting my novel to Evil Editor Publications. Can I afford you?

Whaddaya think this is, a vanity press? Outside of Evil Editor's fee for editing your manuscript, and the production costs, you pay nothing. Guidelines for submitting are simple: Don't include a cover letter unless you can write one that won't make me gag. Send the book in the body of an email. I'll read until I realize it sucks.