May Not Join Unless For Coin!

So as many know blogfests come and blogfests go. Some join in and some ignore them at their bin. Then there are those who get caused woes. Like Penny the mutt, screw the human at their hut.


See isn't he a scary fellow?
Could turn a banana yellow.
What is that you say?
There are green ones too on display.

So blogfests that none would join,
Unless you offer up coin.
Is there even such a thing?
There is always one nut that would join at any wing.

For instance "The What Has Slithered In My Pants Blogfest."
It is okay to admit you like the feel of an ants nest.
My, some would surely join that.
Thankfully no pants is worn by the cat.

Or there could be "The Best Designs From Waste Blogfest."
Don't wipe, turn take a pic and put your abstract waste to the test.
And by waste you know what I mean.
What Penny eats at her scene.

Next up is the "Pick Your Top Three Current Politicians Blogfest."
Those you think are better than the rest.
Hell, be lucky if any could pick one.
That blogfest may get none.

Also there could be a "You As the Tooth Fairy Blogfest."
Grab a tutu and give us your best.
A cross dresser may not care.
Show your pink tutu off with flair.

Another favorite could be "Things I Pulled From The Drain Blogfest."
Hold up your found objects with such zest.
From balls of hair,
To stuff that would make anyone scare.

And then there is the "Name My STD Blogfest."
Show off your symptoms from east to west.
That would make for quite a show.
There she surely would blow.

Then there is one no one would join,
Not even for a bucket load of coin.
"The B to B Blogfest!'
Each side of the screen contains a breast.

What is that?
I'm a dirty cat?
Man boobs are allowed too.
Although they'd be ewww.

And there you go. Blogfests that not many would show and those who do, have a very loose screw. What are you saying? Only three are supposed to be displaying? Pffft the cat never follows the rules of you human fools. Now I'll go eat some grass as I'm one blogfest-ed out little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.