About all this Professional Lying.

About all this Professional Lying. Image from Wikipedia
H.P. Lovecraft (that's him looking so dapper to the left) said every story should have the verisimilitude of a good hoax. I couldn’t agree more. For me a story isn’t good unless part of my brain thinks, “This could happen". People want to be swept away by stories, and it also gives me a clear goal: Tell a convincing lie. This is my mission and why I like to think of myself as a professional liar.
It's also fun to consider that people will actually pay you for just making stuff up.
I lie. You buy.