waking up the brindle way

How do you wake up everyday?

For me, it’s always, frighteningly, this:

MY 45KG ALARM CLOCK

The irony?

He’s aged me 20 years in no time at all…but I’m in peak physical condition. (That is, I can run two K’s without dying – not much, but I’ll take what I get, I s’pose.)

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 (Time: 11 minutes. Words: 52.)