Please fire me. I got a huge lecture from my boss about my heroin use, which I wouldn’t mind...

Please fire me.  I got a huge lecture from my boss about my heroin use, which I wouldn’t mind usually, I realize it’s something I shouldn’t be doing, except I was at the end of a busy service where I had cooked a la carte meals for approx 300 (exceedingly wealthy/fussy) diners without a single mistake, and he was so drunk he could barely stand and later drove home.