Today The Guest Is Crass At My Grass!

So today we go all the way back to the A to Z. This guest saw my U post and wanted to record it for me. I guess it struck a nerve. Or maybe he just doesn't like the hand of a perv. It was a hit back then, so let's see if it still is at my den.

The poor Fraggle outcast,
Wants to make the hand a thing of the past.
For even when he walks across the grass,
He still has a hand up his ass.

Have you caught on yet?
Do you remember the U post of this pet?
Well you are about to.
Say hello to the Fraggle outcast at my zoo.

He seems to have a pain,
Much like I described at my lane.
It just will not pass.
I hope it is not a big hand up his ass.

Especially if it were to linger,
Or one tried to give the finger.
I will go back to exploring the new place with Cass.
Enjoy a little tune by the Fraggle wannabe with a hand up his ass.




There, now is that not better than words alone? I know it has kind of a dark undertone. But how can you not love a Fraggle wannabe even when he's singing, if you can call it that, at my sea? Maybe other posts should be recorded to. Or was this enough for all of you? Tune in tomorrow at my grass for this week's final guest visits my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.