Like Christmas in August

I know what you’re thinking:

Gee, I’ve always wanted to read What to Expect When No One’s Expecting but the book is soooo long and has so many numbers. It just puts me to sleep. I wish I could just listen to those long passages full of statistics. Because that’s not boring at all and certainly won’t put me to sleep while I’m driving, causing to me drive into a tree.

Well do I have a treat for you. The audiobook version of What to Expect is out now.

Warning: Aural consumption of demographics may lead to sudden onset of narcolepsy. Combining alcohol and aural consumption of demographics may cause hallucinations or loss of consciousness. Do not operate heavy machinery while listening to What to Expect When No One’s Expecting.