... and I saw Death, wearing a clown sweater, astride a unicorn pegasus kitten.

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "I will never again in my life see something this epic, so I may as well pluck my eyes out with a spork right now."

It's an understandable reaction, for I had it myself ... but before you get all sporky on your face, you may want to head over to John Scalzi's Whatever and find out exactly what this is all about.