Mom, today we learned about vampires and nymphos

Mario here:
I was recently a guest speaker at Barnum Elementary.  The challenge was how to describe my books without revealing the titles because I didn't want the kids to go home and say, "Guess what, mom.  Today we had a guy talk about The Nymphos of Rocky Flats and X-Rated Bloodsuckers!" Fortunately, my latest book Werewolf Smackdown has a G-rated title and I had PowerPoint slides to show of my comic book.

Ruby G (of La Bloga) had invited me to his class of English as a Second Language...