somebody date this girlTHE BREAKDOWN:seems like a solid y...

somebody date this girl

THE BREAKDOWN:

seems like a solid young woman living in ohio.

PLUSES

* somewhat anti-social/introverted
* likes martin heidegger
* seemingly does not have a 'group of friends'

CONS

*likes my books (could be dealing with a truly horrendous piece of shit here fellas...)




anyway, hope everyone's having a blast of a summer!!!
 
i encourage people to email me more links to dating profiles that include me so i can help



also, here's a fun thing to think whenever you're with people you don't like or at a place you don't like:  "paging al qaeda!" (said in 'check please!' voice)


well, there you have it. 

just another bullshit post from a sniveling nitwit.

no, more like a bumbling imbecile.

or like, no, a wretched nincompoop

fucking sniveling ass wretched nincompoop.

just another bullshit post from a bumbling dunderhead.