So Far Off The Edge, Come Back From The Ledge!

So now for all the masses they target glasses. Saw this the other day and yes, much is corrupt to those that have their head out of the sand at their bay, but this is just off the deep end. I so hope it doesn't start a new trend.

At your computer screen,
Your eyes become less serene.
Did you know radiation is at fault?
It seeps from your screens vault.

That is right!
Day and night,
It seeps into your eyes.
We are so wise.

Get a pair of glasses.
We have enough for the masses.
Even if you are not in need.
They will save you from radiation as you read.

They are radiation proof.
So don't be a goof.
Order right now.
So your eyes won't have a cow.

No no no!
We have our ducks in a row.
Forget what you know,
There at your show.

It is not because you spend hours focusing on the screen,
Instead of taking breaks and looking off into the distance at your seen.
That is just too wordy.
So flip that logic the birdy.

It is all due to that radiation stuff.
On your eyes it is so tough.
Buy our glasses now.
Then you will be safe as you bow.

We are not full of crap.
We will spread our word across the map.
Saving eyes for one and all,
At each and every hall.

Radition is a killer.
Don't look like a thing out of Thriller.
You want to see that curvy behind,
So don't risk going blind.

Order you pair today.
Keep the radiation away.
Don't believe what others say.
Save your eyes as you play.

Pfffffffffffffft now there is a huge load. Believe that and you may be in brains fall out mode. Theoretically it is possible for radiation to leak from the screen and hit you like a jumping bean. But the screen would have to be broken much. Even then it probably wouldn't turn on and such.  The heat from the laptop can kill sperm and such if sat on your lap. But this is nothing but a money trap. Eyesight gets worse because you look up close and not far away for so long, not because of this so called radiation song. More radiation, literally, comes to pass from what comes out your and my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.