Ten things I learned watching The Wolverine (Spoilers)
I finally got to watching The Wolverine. While it would have been better with a Hugh Jackman Wolverine dance number, it was still a fun movie and I learned a lot. Such as:
The skin between Wolverine's knuckles can never lose its healing factor.All the creatures of the forest love Wolverine. He's like a homeless, hairy Disney princess.Everyone in Japan knows martial arts.Bullet trains travel so fast the air around them becomes a cocoon of cartoon physics."The tricky thing about adamantium is, that if you ever manage to process its raw, liquid form, you got to keep it that way, keep it hot. Because once the metal cools, it's indestructible." Apart from other adamantium. Er, that's hot.Tokyo looks like Sydney.Everywhere else in Japan looks like the area around Sydney.In the three days between the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings, POWs learned to associate the top secret new weapon with the B-29 Superfortress.When girls put those chopsticks upright in their hair, they're totally offending everybody.Madame Hydra uses the same PR manager as Deadpool.
The skin between Wolverine's knuckles can never lose its healing factor.All the creatures of the forest love Wolverine. He's like a homeless, hairy Disney princess.Everyone in Japan knows martial arts.Bullet trains travel so fast the air around them becomes a cocoon of cartoon physics."The tricky thing about adamantium is, that if you ever manage to process its raw, liquid form, you got to keep it that way, keep it hot. Because once the metal cools, it's indestructible." Apart from other adamantium. Er, that's hot.Tokyo looks like Sydney.Everywhere else in Japan looks like the area around Sydney.In the three days between the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings, POWs learned to associate the top secret new weapon with the B-29 Superfortress.When girls put those chopsticks upright in their hair, they're totally offending everybody.Madame Hydra uses the same PR manager as Deadpool.
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